{"id":1008,"date":"2012-01-05T04:18:00","date_gmt":"2012-01-05T04:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/05\/how-to-accept-the-fact-that-you-are-getting-old\/"},"modified":"2012-01-05T04:18:00","modified_gmt":"2012-01-05T04:18:00","slug":"how-to-accept-the-fact-that-you-are-getting-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/05\/how-to-accept-the-fact-that-you-are-getting-old\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Accept the Fact That You Are Getting Old"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/feedproxy.google.com\/~r\/basicinst\/~3\/IA-V5WX50nE\/how-to-accept-the-fact-that-you-are-getting-old.html\">How to Accept the Fact That You Are Getting Old<\/a>: <\/p>\n<p><span><span><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/basicinstructions.net\/storage\/2012-01-03-older.gif?w=625\" alt=\"\"><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Yes, I&#8217;m aware that the first line of dialog in this strip proclaims it to be last year. I look forward to your corrections.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/1cJx-h1SmLWi22u4GGemwHQ5MvA\/0\/da\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/1cJx-h1SmLWi22u4GGemwHQ5MvA\/0\/di\" border=\"0\" ismap><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How to Accept the Fact That You Are Getting Old: Yes, I&#8217;m aware that the first line of dialog in this strip proclaims it to be last year. I look forward to your corrections.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1008","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3pfIY-gg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1008","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1008"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1008\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}