{"id":1129,"date":"2011-09-16T02:09:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-16T02:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/2011\/09\/16\/754-all-aboard-the-snooze-express\/"},"modified":"2011-09-16T02:09:00","modified_gmt":"2011-09-16T02:09:00","slug":"754-all-aboard-the-snooze-express","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/2011\/09\/16\/754-all-aboard-the-snooze-express\/","title":{"rendered":"#754; All Aboard the Snooze Express"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/feedproxy.google.com\/~r\/wondermark\/~3\/2rsqvZz8J5M\/\">#754; All Aboard the Snooze Express<\/a>: <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/754\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wondermark.com\/c\/2011-09-09-754snooze.gif?w=625\" border=\"0\" alt=\"The whole thing was clearly a pork project from the get-go. It doesn't make sound economic sense to lay high-speed rail track all the way from Bakersfield to Fresno just so one person can fall asleep faster. EVEN IF SHE IS ADORABLE WHEN SHE SNORES\" title=\"The whole thing was clearly a pork project from the get-go. It doesn't make sound economic sense to lay high-speed rail track all the way from Bakersfield to Fresno just so one person can fall asleep faster. EVEN IF SHE IS ADORABLE WHEN SHE SNORES\"><\/a><\/p>\n<div>\n<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/wondermark?a=2rsqvZz8J5M:sHuFmMpMCGE:yIl2AUoC8zA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/wondermark?d=yIl2AUoC8zA\" border=\"0\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/wondermark?a=2rsqvZz8J5M:sHuFmMpMCGE:gIN9vFwOqvQ\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/wondermark?i=2rsqvZz8J5M:sHuFmMpMCGE:gIN9vFwOqvQ\" border=\"0\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/wondermark?a=2rsqvZz8J5M:sHuFmMpMCGE:qj6IDK7rITs\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/wondermark?d=qj6IDK7rITs\" border=\"0\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/wondermark?a=2rsqvZz8J5M:sHuFmMpMCGE:F7zBnMyn0Lo\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/wondermark?i=2rsqvZz8J5M:sHuFmMpMCGE:F7zBnMyn0Lo\" border=\"0\"><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~r\/wondermark\/~4\/2rsqvZz8J5M\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>#754; All Aboard the Snooze Express:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1129","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3pfIY-id","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1129","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1129"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1129\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}