{"id":1387,"date":"2010-12-09T23:33:00","date_gmt":"2010-12-09T23:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/09\/you-honestly-think-i-give-a-fuck-about-what-you-wore-todayfor\/"},"modified":"2010-12-09T23:33:00","modified_gmt":"2010-12-09T23:33:00","slug":"you-honestly-think-i-give-a-fuck-about-what-you-wore-todayfor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/09\/you-honestly-think-i-give-a-fuck-about-what-you-wore-todayfor\/","title":{"rendered":"You honestly think I give a fuck about what you wore today?For…"},"content":{"rendered":"

[I really don’t quite know what to make of this site, but I like it. -egg]<\/p>\n

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\nYou honestly think I give a fuck about what you wore today?
For…<\/a>: “<\/p>\n

You honestly think I give a fuck about what you wore today?<\/p>\n

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For real, real?<\/p>\n

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While you were outside of a Starbucks.<\/p>\n

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Tweeting low-res pics of your hindquarters.<\/p>\n

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Showing off your crotch blowout.<\/p>\n

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I was in a fucking mine shaft.<\/p>\n

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Fading my selvedge.<\/p>\n

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And reading Glenn O\u2019Drama\u2019s bio.<\/p>\n

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On my iPad.<\/p>\n

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You city slickers slay me.<\/p>\n

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You really do.<\/p>\n

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But I guess if Rozay is a dealer.<\/p>\n

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And Yeezy is a martyr.<\/p>\n

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Then y\u2019all are some rugged motherfuckers.<\/p>\n

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But on the real.<\/p>\n

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When\u2019s the last time you heard it like this?<\/p>\n

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Henley and suspenders.<\/p>\n

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Scragglepuss beard and lived in White\u2019s.<\/p>\n

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Clay pomade and fucking boulders.<\/p>\n

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Do they let you bring a shovel to brunch?<\/p>\n

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At Balthazar?<\/p>\n

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Didn\u2019t think so.<\/p>\n

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Just because I look like a 49er.<\/p>\n

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Doesn\u2019t mean my swagger isn\u2019t on a hundred.<\/p>\n

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Thousand.<\/p>\n

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Trillion.<\/p>\n

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I\u2019m chillin\u2019 in the Sierra Nevada.<\/p>\n

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Somewhere near Kings Canyon.<\/p>\n

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Prospecting for steez.<\/p>\n

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You\u2019re drinking a Sierra Nevada.<\/p>\n

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Somewhere near Flatbush.<\/p>\n

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Prospecting for chicks with septum piercings.<\/p>\n

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