{"id":1938,"date":"2013-05-22T18:28:44","date_gmt":"2013-05-22T18:28:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/?p=1938"},"modified":"2013-05-22T18:28:44","modified_gmt":"2013-05-22T18:28:44","slug":"me-and-the-internet-thebloggess-com","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/2013\/05\/22\/me-and-the-internet-thebloggess-com\/","title":{"rendered":"Me and the internet \u2014 TheBloggess.com"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[The Bloggess is extra funny today. Because it&#8217;s extra true \ud83d\ude1b -egg]<\/p>\n<p>Me: \u00a0I have work to do.<\/p>\n<p>Weasel: You should check the internet because \u00a0remember yesterday when that one person on the internet was wrong and it made you so mad, but not actually mad enough to register to leave a comment. \u00a0Go see if someone else left a comment calling them out.<\/p>\n<p>me: \u00a0No. \u00a0I don\u2019t care.<\/p>\n<p>Weasel: \u00a0LIAR. \u00a0And check your blog because there might be a secret comment from Doctor Who asking you to go time-traveling with him.<\/p>\n<p>me: \u00a0That\u2019s not&#8230;possible.<\/p>\n<p>weasel: \u00a0You hesitated. \u00a0You totally think it\u2019s possible. \u00a0Quick \u2013 check twitter.<\/p>\n<p>me: No.<\/p>\n<p>weasel: \u00a0Just once. \u00a0And check your replies. \u00a0And check that girl you hate. \u00a0And check that girl you want to be more like. And check that girl who used to be on that show who\u2019s totally crazy now and is posting insane shit that you can\u2019t look away from.<\/p>\n<p>me: \u00a0No. \u00a0I don\u2019t remember her name.<\/p>\n<p>Weasel: \u00a0Then IMDB her. \u00a0And then IMDB all the Anchorman quotes. \u00a0And then go look up all the trivia on the Mythbusters site. \u00a0And then go see if you were right about how many times the Vulcan mind-meld was used in the last movie.<\/p>\n<p>via <a href=\"http:\/\/thebloggess.com\/2013\/05\/me-and-the-internet\/?utm_source=feedly\">Me and the internet \u2014 TheBloggess.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[The Bloggess is extra funny today. Because it&#8217;s extra true \ud83d\ude1b -egg] Me: \u00a0I have work to do. Weasel: You should check the internet because \u00a0remember yesterday when that one person on the internet was wrong and it made you so mad, but not actually mad enough to register to leave a comment. \u00a0Go see [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1938","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3pfIY-vg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1938","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1938"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1938\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1938"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1938"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1938"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}