{"id":2407,"date":"2013-09-27T12:26:08","date_gmt":"2013-09-27T12:26:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/?p=2407"},"modified":"2013-09-27T12:26:08","modified_gmt":"2013-09-27T12:26:08","slug":"equoid-by-charles-stross-tor-com","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/2013\/09\/27\/equoid-by-charles-stross-tor-com\/","title":{"rendered":"Equoid by Charles Stross | Tor.com"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[Probably my favorite of Stross&#8217; Laundry stories yet, free to read online. Anyone who thinks unicorns are cute should probably be forced at gunpoint to read this&#8230;-egg]<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;To paraphrase the stern &amp; terrible Oliver, I beseech you, Robert, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken about unicorns. They are an antique horror that surpasses human understanding, a nightmarish reminder that we are but swimmers in the sunlit upper waters of an abyss&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tor.com\/stories\/2013\/09\/equoid\">Equoid by Charles Stross | Tor.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Probably my favorite of Stross&#8217; Laundry stories yet, free to read online. Anyone who thinks unicorns are cute should probably be forced at gunpoint to read this&#8230;-egg] &#8220;To paraphrase the stern &amp; terrible Oliver, I beseech you, Robert, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken about unicorns. They are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3pfIY-CP","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2407"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2407\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2408,"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2407\/revisions\/2408"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}