{"id":273,"date":"2012-12-20T15:27:00","date_gmt":"2012-12-20T15:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/2012\/12\/20\/895-in-which-a-holiday-is-envied\/"},"modified":"2012-12-20T15:27:00","modified_gmt":"2012-12-20T15:27:00","slug":"895-in-which-a-holiday-is-envied","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/2012\/12\/20\/895-in-which-a-holiday-is-envied\/","title":{"rendered":"#895; In which a Holiday is envied"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/feedproxy.google.com\/~r\/wondermark\/~3\/3Fh4jVa1tXQ\/\">#895; In which a Holiday is envied<\/a>: <br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/895\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"'If you ask me to recite the story of Jesus' birth that I've gleaned from watching our society celebrate Christmas for thirty years, I will probably make a bunch of Christians very mad'\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wondermark.com\/c\/2012-12-14-895duck.gif?w=625\" title=\"'If you ask me to recite the story of Jesus' birth that I've gleaned from watching our society celebrate Christmas for thirty years, I will probably make a bunch of Christians very mad'\"><\/a><br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wondermark.com\/comics\/2012-12-14-895duck-sq.gif\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" height=\"58\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wondermark.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/button_square.png?resize=100%2C58\" title=\"Comic In Grid Format\" width=\"100\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/MorpOzeo\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" height=\"58\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wondermark.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/button_tumblr.png?resize=100%2C58\" title=\"This Comic On Tumblr\" width=\"100\"><\/a><\/p>\n<div>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/wondermark?a=3Fh4jVa1tXQ:ny3as3hgmog:yIl2AUoC8zA\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/wondermark?d=yIl2AUoC8zA\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/wondermark?a=3Fh4jVa1tXQ:ny3as3hgmog:gIN9vFwOqvQ\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/wondermark?i=3Fh4jVa1tXQ:ny3as3hgmog:gIN9vFwOqvQ\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/wondermark?a=3Fh4jVa1tXQ:ny3as3hgmog:qj6IDK7rITs\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/wondermark?d=qj6IDK7rITs\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/wondermark?a=3Fh4jVa1tXQ:ny3as3hgmog:F7zBnMyn0Lo\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/wondermark?i=3Fh4jVa1tXQ:ny3as3hgmog:F7zBnMyn0Lo\"><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"1\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~r\/wondermark\/~4\/3Fh4jVa1tXQ\" width=\"1\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>#895; In which a Holiday is envied:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-273","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3pfIY-4p","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=273"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}