{"id":484,"date":"2012-09-20T22:52:00","date_gmt":"2012-09-20T22:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/2012\/09\/20\/what-are-jay-zs-99-problems\/"},"modified":"2012-09-20T22:52:00","modified_gmt":"2012-09-20T22:52:00","slug":"what-are-jay-zs-99-problems","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/2012\/09\/20\/what-are-jay-zs-99-problems\/","title":{"rendered":"What are Jay-Z&#8217;s 99 problems?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><\/div>\n<div>[I have more in common with Jay-Z than I thought. -egg]<\/p>\n<h4>Sent to you via Google Reader<\/h4>\n<h2><a href=\"http:\/\/feedproxy.google.com\/~r\/boingboing\/iBag\/~3\/pqqIGQ5NHWo\/what-are-jay-zs-99-problems.html\">What are Jay-Z&#8217;s 99 problems?<\/a><\/h2>\n<p>Last December, Brandon Scott Gorrell compiled a notional list of Jay-Z&#8217;s storied 99 problems. It seems pretty plausible to me:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n<\/p>\n<p>52. Confusion regarding how frequent one should use Q-tips to remove earwax, due to information he read that stated, more or less, that Q-tips were damaging because earwax had specific, important functions to ear health and bodily orientation and that the removal of earwax simply stimulated the production of more earwax, rendering Q-tip usage asinine.<\/p>\n<p>53. PayPal terms of service and customer service equally horrible and difficult to understand.<\/p>\n<p>54. Still unable to defeat final boss on Nintendo&#8217;s Super Mario Bros. 3.<\/p>\n<p>55. Quickly disintegrating upkeep of dental hygiene due to feelings of meaningless and apathy.<\/p>\n<p>56. Navel lint.<\/p>\n<p>57. Confusion regarding the moist towelettes vs. dry toilet paper debates via recently hearing moist towelettes were for some reason bad.<\/p>\n<p>58. Trouble discerning which types of socks are in fashion.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thoughtcatalog.com\/2011\/a-speculative-list-of-jay-zs-99-problems\/\" target=\"_blank\"> A Speculative List Of Jay-Z&#8217;s 99 Problems<\/a><\/p>\n<p>(<i>via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jwz.org\/blog\/\" target=\"_blank\">JWZ<\/a><\/i>)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ads.pheedo.com\/click.phdo?s=6e750f2b980cec7a190ae1eb29c17105&#038;p=1\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/ads.pheedo.com\/img.phdo?s=6e750f2b980cec7a190ae1eb29c17105&#038;p=1\"><\/a><br \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" height=\"0\" width=\"0\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/tags.bluekai.com\/site\/5148\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" height=\"0\" width=\"0\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/insight.adsrvr.org\/track\/evnt\/?ct=0:dupdmqp&#038;adv=wouzn4v&#038;fmt=3\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~r\/boingboing\/iBag\/~4\/pqqIGQ5NHWo\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\"><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[I have more in common with Jay-Z than I thought. -egg] Sent to you via Google Reader What are Jay-Z&#8217;s 99 problems? Last December, Brandon Scott Gorrell compiled a notional list of Jay-Z&#8217;s storied 99 problems. It seems pretty plausible to me: 52. Confusion regarding how frequent one should use Q-tips to remove earwax, due [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-484","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3pfIY-7O","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/484","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=484"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/484\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=484"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=484"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=484"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}