{"id":761,"date":"2012-05-22T17:38:00","date_gmt":"2012-05-22T17:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/2012\/05\/22\/839-doug-is-bad-at-small-talk\/"},"modified":"2012-05-22T17:38:00","modified_gmt":"2012-05-22T17:38:00","slug":"839-doug-is-bad-at-small-talk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/2012\/05\/22\/839-doug-is-bad-at-small-talk\/","title":{"rendered":"#839; Doug is Bad at Small Talk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/feedproxy.google.com\/~r\/wondermark\/~3\/QC_L-gqowdg\/\">#839; Doug is Bad at Small Talk<\/a>: <br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/839\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Doug cannot taste his teeth. He doesn't know why that was the first thing out of his mouth.\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wondermark.com\/c\/2012-05-22-839parties.gif?w=625\" title=\"Doug cannot taste his teeth. He doesn't know why that was the first thing out of his mouth.\"><\/a><\/p>\n<div>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/wondermark?a=QC_L-gqowdg:KL62-BrNVFg:yIl2AUoC8zA\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/wondermark?d=yIl2AUoC8zA\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/wondermark?a=QC_L-gqowdg:KL62-BrNVFg:gIN9vFwOqvQ\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/wondermark?i=QC_L-gqowdg:KL62-BrNVFg:gIN9vFwOqvQ\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/wondermark?a=QC_L-gqowdg:KL62-BrNVFg:qj6IDK7rITs\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/wondermark?d=qj6IDK7rITs\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/wondermark?a=QC_L-gqowdg:KL62-BrNVFg:F7zBnMyn0Lo\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/wondermark?i=QC_L-gqowdg:KL62-BrNVFg:F7zBnMyn0Lo\"><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"1\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~r\/wondermark\/~4\/QC_L-gqowdg\" width=\"1\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>#839; Doug is Bad at Small Talk:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-761","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3pfIY-ch","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/761","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=761"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/761\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=761"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=761"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.novonon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}