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Conceptual Terrorists Encase Sears Tower In Jell-O

CHICAGO—In what is being called the first conceptual terrorist attack on American soil, the landmark Sears Tower was encased in 18 million tons of strawberry gelatin early Monday morning, leaving thousands shocked, angry, and seriously confused.

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Conceptual Terrorists Encase Sears Tower In Jell-O

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