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ADVANCED STYLE: Should We Ever Stop Playing Dress Up?

What would you say to someone worried about age taking a toll on his or her appearance?

Debra: Wrinkles? If you have wrinkles I’d say… So what?! If you eat right, you’ll feel right. You have to keep this consciousness into your 40s, 50’s, 60’s and on…

MaryAnn: In order to keep looking young you have to do youthful things, like dressing with expression. If you feel young mentally, you will look young.

Debra: As you get older you have the confidence to take different style risks, which is inherently youthful.

via ADVANCED STYLE: Should We Ever Stop Playing Dress Up?.

Photocollages based on google image search results

Goggles is the image search feature in the Google mobile app, and by layering the app’s best attempts to match his photos, Bland has created an artistic view of the world as seen through Google’s eyes.

His first experiment with it, for example, was a picture he took of a tennis racket. Google sent back a series of pictures that, while similar in tone and shape, had nothing to do with tennis. There was a polar bear, a nuclear missile launch and stock photo of a box of pills, among other things. Instead of being disappointed, Bland was fascinated. He liked that Google was confused.

“The way humans beings understand images is often through their content,” says Bland, a photographer and videographer who lives in London. “We have an instant emotional or intellectual reaction, whereas Google couldn’t see any of that.”

That first experiment happened in 2012. Since then, Bland has been shooting and then building collages with the results (he now uses Google’s web-based image search because it allows him to upload higher-res photos from his DSLR). Layering the photos makes cool art, but it also allows him to further investigate what the app is keying in on. Sometimes color is all it seems to chase; other times it gravitates to a random object in the corner of the frame.

via Google Is Alive, It Has Eyes, and This Is What It Sees | Raw File | Wired.com.

Opinion: LOL isn’t funny anymore – CNN.com

That is, “LOL” no longer “means” anything. Rather, it “does something” — conveying an attitude — just as the ending “-ed” doesn’t “mean” anything but conveys past tense. LOL is, of all things, grammar.

Of course, no texter thinks about that consciously. But then most of communication operates below the radar, where things tend not to mean what they would literally. Over time, the meaning of a word or an expression drifts. “Meat” used to mean any kind of food. “Silly” used to mean, believe it or not, blessed.

via Opinion: LOL isn’t funny anymore – CNN.com.

The World’s Largest Rubber Duck Arrives in Hong Kong | Colossal

This week conceptual artist Florentijin Hofman brought his gargantuan Rubber Duck artwork to Victoria Harbour in Hong Kong. The huge inflatable duck measures nearly 46 feet tall and 55 feet long and is shown above being pulled by a tug boat only a fraction of its size. Hofman is well known for his grandiose and whimsical sculptures that seem born with the primary goal of inducing as many smiles possible. Via the artist’s website:

The Rubber Duck knows no frontiers, it doesn’t discriminate people and doesn’t have a political connotation. The friendly, floating Rubber Duck has healing properties: it can relieve mondial tensions as well as define them. The rubber duck is soft, friendly and suitable for all ages!

via The World’s Largest Rubber Duck Arrives in Hong Kong | Colossal.

Mechanical Buddhas Bring Motion into Harmony

[Oh hell yeah. Don’t miss the video. -egg]

 

The artist considers it important to escape from human bondage in order to achieve harmony between men and machines. He thinks this harmony can be achieved through the process of religious practices and spiritual enlightenment. In Buddhism, the Bodhisattva of Compassion helps people attain enlightenment, Arhat is a spiritual practitioner of asceticism, and Buddha is a being who reaches the highest level of enlightenment. Through them, the artist intends to follow the path of enlightenment, breaking away from anxiety, agony, and pain. The artist has no intention to emphasize religious connotations through these Buddhist icons but to reflect his own or our own existence between utopia and dystopia.”

via Mechanical Buddhas Bring Motion into Harmony.

Do disease definitions come from science or say-so? : The New Yorker

There is, of course, a working definition of disease, one that most of us share: a disease is a kind of suffering caused by something gone wrong in the body. Cancer, diabetes, tuberculosis—we label these diseases not simply because they inflict pain upon us, or impair the quality of our lives, but because doctors can specify their biochemistry—the neoplasms, the lack of insulin, the bacilli that can that can confirm the presence of the disease, that can be spotted and measured and, sometimes, eradicated.

A disease may be what the medical profession recognizes as such, but doctors are reluctant admit into their realm problems without some biochemical signature. Borderline cases—chronic fatigue syndrome, major depression, restless-legs syndrome—are vexing precisely because they lack those indicators. Doctors often leave conditions like these outside the pantheon of diseases, at least until they can demonstrate their biochemical cred. Which is why you shouldn’t be surprised to read sometime in the near future about a doctor who has inserted binge eaters into M.R.I. machines and proved that the disorder is a real disease.

The lack of this kind of proof that alcoholism is a disease is what led Jellinek to wrestle with the concept. It is also why the A.P.A. has to begin its Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders with a loose and baggy four-paragraph definition of mental disorder that is no more satisfying than Jellinek’s was. Without biochemistry on their side, the authors of the manual have struggled to prove that the conditions they treat belong in the realm of physicians, and their efforts have done little to reduce suspicions that the profession is too eager to turn all our troubles into their disorders.

But psychiatrists are beginning to rethink this strategy. They are going on the offensive, claiming that psychiatry’s diagnostic uncertainty (and lack of biochemical findings) is pervasive in all of medicine. They point to the many physical illnesses—Alzheimer’s disease, peripheral neuropathy, even poison ivy rashes—diagnosed without resort to biological lab tests, and to the numerous diagnostic thresholds—such as glucose levels in diabetes and blood pressure in hypertension—that have been reworked over the years. So, they argue, it isn’t just psychiatry that fails to measure up to modern medicine. It’s also much of modern medicine.

via Do disease definitions come from science or say-so? : The New Yorker.

Slash: Not Just a Punctuation Mark Anymore – Lingua Franca – The Chronicle of Higher Education

Two weeks ago, one student brought up the word slash as an example of new slang, and it quickly became clear to me that many students are using slash in ways unfamiliar to me. In the classes since then, I have come to the students with follow-up questions about the new use of slash. Finally, a student asked, “Why are you so interested in this?” I answered, “Slang creates a lot of new nouns, verbs, adjectives, and adverbs. It isn’t that often that slang creates a new conjunction.”

Let me explain. Lots of us use the slash (/) in writing to capture two or more descriptions of the same thing, with a meaning something like “or,” “and,” or “and/or”—e.g., “my sister/best friend” or “request/require.” The slash typically separates two things that are the same part of speech or parallel grammatically; and we can say that slash out loud if needed: “my sister slash best friend.”

Now I wouldn’t write that phrase down that way, with the slash spelled out, but students tell me they now often do.

via Slash: Not Just a Punctuation Mark Anymore – Lingua Franca – The Chronicle of Higher Education.

Oh God Robert Scoble Is Wearing His Google Glasses in The Shower

After human GeoCities site and Rackspace employee wrote this frothing “review” of Glass, he apparently didn’t think we believed him. “I will never live a day of my life from now on without it,” Scoble said of his beloved face computer, praising it as if his very life depended on it. “I’m never taking them off.” True to his word, there he is, red as a beet, mouth open in ecstasy. These seem the actions of someone in the midst of a crazed religious awakening, not a gadget test.

via Oh God Robert Scoble Is Wearing His Google Glasses in The Shower.