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Research Gem Of The Day

Research Gem Of The Day: “

I was looking for something else entirely, and happened upon this, from 2009:

Police in Australia have released an X-ray photograph showing the 35 nails that were shot into a man’s skull in a brutal murder last year…

I don’t know if they ever caught the killer. Matching nails to a single nail gun must be nigh on impossible.

How to Thrift for Menswear Part One: Thrifting…

[Nice little article from my favorite men’s fashion blog on thrifting. -e]

How to Thrift for Menswear

Part One: Thrifting…
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How to Thrift for Menswear

Part One: Thrifting Philosophies

Thrifting has been a lifelong habit for me. When I was a kid, my mom worked in a lamp store on Fillmore Street in San Francisco. Fillmore is San Francisco’s thrifting mecca, home of thrifts run by the Opera, Symphony, and a couple of fancy private schools, plus a sizable Goodwill. What clothes my mom didn’t make for me likely came from those thrift shops.

Today, I shop in thrifts all the time. It’s not just the source of much of my wardrobe, it’s also something I do almost meditatively. A thrift store is a place where you can imagine the lives of a thousand objects – and if any one of them appeals, you can almost certainly afford to bring it home.

We’ve got a three part series on how to thrift successfully coming up here on Put This On, and this is part one: the philosophy of thrifting. Later this week, I’ll share how to find great thrift stores, and how to identify what to buy. Today, eleven tips to successful thrift store shopping.

  1. Price is not an object. If you buy in the thrift store based on price, you’re sunk. You’ll miss the good stuff you should have bought, and you’ll buy crap you should have left behind. Our brains are naturally comparative – they look for patterns and deviations. In a thrift store, that means we think something that’s $20 is expensive, and something that’s $1 is a bargain. Fight the urge. Few are the items that are worth adding to your wardrobe at $1 that aren’t worth adding to your wardrobe at $20, and just because something’s $1 doesn’t make it a bargain.
  2. Be nice. Thrift store employees are human beings with a tough job who appreciate your kindness. I often think of the lady at the Salvation Army on Valencia Street in San Francisco where I grew up. She was in charge of the records, and she’d always tip me off when there were new ones going out. I scored a huge collection of early 70s soul 45s that way. It pays to be nice.
  3. Know what you need & buy what you find. If you read my article on shopping like my mom, you know you should always have an awareness of what your wardrobe needs and will need. Let this guide your search. That said: never pass up a great piece. The time to buy something is when it’s for sale.
  4. Dress for success. The best thrifting outfit is comfortable and simple. It should allow you to try on clothes without much hassle. You should look presentable, too, just in case you have to ask for a price.
  5. Don’t cheat. Only assholes switch tags, shoplift or otherwise cheat thrift stores. These are charities for goodness’ sake.
  6. Shop the whole store. Often the best items are miscategorized. Check out the women’s and boys’ sections so you don’t miss a great score. Remember, too, that there are plenty of non-clothing scores available in thrifts, so expand your knowledge in all areas, and bring it to bear on furniture, records, books – whatever.
  7. Buy for others. If you’ve got family members, friends or thrifting compatriots who appreciate nice clothes, don’t be afraid to buy for them. Know their size and be choosy, and make sure they know you don’t mind if they hate what you bought. It’s only five or ten bucks.
  8. Give back. If you buy from thrifts, remember to donate to thrifts. They make their money from your quality donations.
  9. Go regularly. Thrifting isn’t like going to Macy’s. Stock is hugely variable and constantly rotating. Only through regular visits will you get to know quality clothing and find the good stuff.
  10. Buy nothing. Remember that 85% of thrift store visits will lead to no purchases. That’s part of the process – don’t sweat it.
  11. Don’t buy it if you don’t love it. If there’s something wrong with it that makes it an “almost” and not a “heck yeah,” then skip it. Something else will come along.

Next up: how to find a great thrift store. Stay tuned!

    The most beautiful female goat in the world

    The most beautiful female goat in the world: “


    Photo: Ali Jarekji / Reuters

    Wasieef, a Maaz Al Shami (Damascene goat), won the first prize for the ‘Most Beautiful Goat’ title in the female category at a recent event in Amman, Jordan. The Mazayen al-Maaz competition was the first such event held in the desert kingdom. If you would like to see Wasieef looking right at you, a portrait is after the jump.


    Photo: Ali Jarekji / Reuters


    Virtual pets starve after bungled resolution to Second Life’s “unauthorized food” war

    Virtual pets starve after bungled resolution to Second Life’s “unauthorized food” war: “Wagner James Au sez, ‘Meeroos, an extremely popular species of virtual, breedable animal in Second Life, are now starving, because griefers have been selling their owners unauthorized food, and Linden Lab accidentally shut them down *and* their legitimate food supplier. The creatures don’t starve to death if their owners fail to feed them — after awhile, they’re just programmed to abandon their owners, presumably to find food. Linden Lab is finally addressing the issue, but Meeroos’ creators say the world is still ‘flooded with unauthorized food.”


    Meeroos, SL’s extremely popular species of virtual, breedable animals created by Malevay Studios, are currently starving. Yesterday, reports Malevay’s Catherine Farspire, unidentified griefers using variations of the avatar name ‘Meeroos Resident’ (the company’s official account) were found selling unauthorized Meeroos food in the region of Twas. (The miscreants, says Ms. Farspire, ‘built their own [store] in the sky selling fraudulent food’.) As a result, she reports, Linden Lab has closed down the region of Twas — and also blocked ‘Meeroos Resident’, the legitimate Malevay Studios account: ‘We believe the account was blocked by Linden Lab by mistake, given all the reported accounts were variations of the same name, or the account was mistakenly reported by residents meaning to abuse report the offending avatars. We simply cannot be sure. Unfortunately, this has dealt us a crippling blow at the worst time possible.’

    Meeroos Starving Due to SL Griefers Selling Fraudulent Food & Linden Lab Closing Their Legitimate Food Source (UPDATE: Meeroos Account Reopened, But SL Still “Flooded With Unauthorized Food”)
    (Thanks, James!)


    .."Restlessly Still"..

    [New work from Audrey Kawasaki. -e]

    ..”Restlessly Still”..: “


    full and close up images of pieces from the show ‘Restlessly Still’ @ Merry Karnowski Gallery.
    show runs from July 30 – August 27, 2011
    see previous post for more details.



    ‘Enrapture’ 24’x12′ oil and graphite on wood panel




    ‘Deeper’ 24’x18′ oil and graphite on wood panel




    ‘Charlotte’ 24’x24′ oil and graphite on wood panel




    ‘Lili and her Ghosts’ 24’x24′ oil and graphite on wood panel




    ‘Where I Rest’ 24’x36′ oil and graphite on wood panel




    ‘She Wind’ 16’x16′ oil and graphite on wood panel




    ‘Prince of Horns’ 12’x12′ oil and graphite on wood panel




    ‘Margery’ 6’x7′ ink and graphite on hand cut paper



    ‘Lillian’ 6’x7′ ink and graphite on hand cut paper



    ‘Alyssa’ 6’x7′ ink and graphite on hand cut paper



    ‘Shaela’ 6’x7′ ink and graphite on hand cut paper




    ~ opening night ~




    more opening night photos should be up on Merry Karnowski site soon.


    ~ in progress ~
























    Bertrand Russell’s advice to internet commenters

    [LOVE. -egg]

    Bertrand Russell’s advice to internet commenters: “

    Sure, it’s not really what he had in mind. But I’m rather struck by the fact that pretty much every flame war ever could be avoided if we only listened to him. Shorter version: Recognize that you could be wrong, be tolerant of people who say things you hate and kind to people with whom you disagree, and, for god’s sake, don’t feed the trolls*.


    *He didn’t actually say that last bit, but it’s just assumed at this point, right?

    Video Link


    Via Joe Dwyer